Showing posts with label Hertfordshire. Show all posts
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Friday, 11 August 2023

Royston: Of crossroads and cave, crooks and crows


Royston, Stone, Roisias cross, Pyschogeography

Smoke and Mirrors (aka Crab and Bee aka) describe the town of Royston in 'The Pattern' thus:


'Royston is a place from which the power has been removed.A hollow left behind when the roof was pulled. There are many signs of the hooded crow but no hooded crows'.

Re-reading that section of The Pattern prompted a long belated trip to the town of Royston and a visit to the Royston Cave.

The Cave and Royston generally have been lurking in the back of my mind for some time. I've never properly been to Royston, only briefly passed through it or visited the Royston Heath as a child, memories of which are vague and involve Peter Powell kites, balsa wood gliders and my grandad.  The town is only about 15 minutes away from Cambridge by train. I wasn't really sure why I'd never been.

The first notable point after leaving the station and heading in the direction of the town centre along The Old North Road was the small museum. The exhibits that seemed most significant  were a taxidermy hooded crow and the model of the Priory Cinema. In fact, I can't swear it was a model, it may have just been a photograph. The memory of most of the exhibits in the museum faded soon after leaving, so it's likely I've misremembered.

The cinema opened in the early 1930s and featured typical brown brick of the time but with unusual octagonal features in the design. It was demolished in 2002 to make way for housing, but seems to remain as nearly as important  in the memory of the town as the hooded crow.

The hooded crow was once a common visitor to Hertfordshire and in particular Royston, to the extent that it is often referred to a the 'Royston Crow'. The name was also given to local cavalier supporters who brawled with visiting Roundheads in the Cromwellian era. It has for years also been the name given to the local paper.
 
Old North Road/Kneesworth Street or Ermine Street, met the crossroads with the Icknield Way soon after. Both the Cave and the Royce Stone sit at the conjunction of the two ancient routes. I spotted The Cave Shop, which sits adjacent to the Cave entrance.  But since our visit to the cave was not due for a couple of hours, we continued over the crossroads. I had intended to stop and investigate the Royce Stone,  but the presence of an ogre-like man standing next to it like a guard dissuaded me. He had an energy drink in one hand and a fag in the other, and was and using the depression on the stone as an ashtray. The stone is said to be the original base of Roisia's Cross, named after the Lady Roisia who may have erected the cross or repaired an already existing one, at a time when the town had yet to be established in the 10th century. The town, which subsequently grew up around the crossroads, is said to be named after her. Roisia's Town was later truncated to Royston, the stone became the Royce Stone. 

During a brief and incoherent wander through the town, in which we took in in the Priory Gardens and some side alleys off the main shopping street, we encountered more a modern but no less curious and completely unexplained stonework. Then we headed to Therfield Heath.

Royston, Hertfordshire, Public Art, Psychogeography


Therfield Heath is the place I knew as Royston Heath as a child. Now it is a nature reserve , a Special Site of Scientific Interest on part of  a large chalk escarpment. No kite flying was evident.  To the West, the nature reserve gave way to a golf course featuring prehistoric long barrows. Further in the distance I could clearly see the Sandy Heath Transmitter, looming up from the neighbouring county of Bedfordshire. The Icknield Way was signposted, cutting across the Health and  heading south to Baldock and Letchworth, north-west, out of the town and passing through the Greenwich Meridian before  bypassing Cambridge, on to Newmarket and beyond.  As I sat taking in the view, among a profusion of wild flowers and bees,  something flew over me. A hooded crow. Or was it? Crab and Bee say there are none and the Kent Ornithological Society say that the last sighting in Royston was in 1985. The image is still clear in my mind, but may well have been a projection of my geographic imagination brought about by the earlier visit to the museum and the still present spectre of the crow throughout the town. 

Royston Heath, Psychogeography, Herfordshire

Our appointment at the Cave meant we didn't have too long to linger. On the way back through the town, we diverted through Angel Pavement, a 60s pedestrian shopping precinct which both stood out and blended in with the older buildings in the town centre to form an  atmosphere typical of London commuter belt Hertfordshire towns, including neighbours like Letchworth or Hoddesdon.  Royston seemed unusually quiet. It was Saturday, early afternoon but felt more akin to a Wednesday morning such was the lack of people. Coming from Cambridge,where town on Saturday is best avoided due to the overwhelming volume of tourists and shoppers, this was a minor revelation.
 
Angel Pavement featured a newly opened independent bookshop, the only one in Royston and something that is a rarity generally.  We diverted in to have a look. They had what looked like an interesting topography section. But before I'd had a good look,  I was distracted by a display of books in the centre of the shop being 'manned' by a posh sounding lady. The books were all by Jeffrey Archer and I realised that he had been invited to come and sign books to mark the opening of the shop. I remembered Archer coming to talk at an assembly at my school many years ago where he had made much of the virtues of honesty and hard work. I remember not being very convinced at the time. Subsequent events and revelations about Archer, which ended in his imprisonment for perjury, seemed to bear out my scepticism. We left the shop before he had a chance to arrive.

Archer was not from Royston, but is most usually associated with Grantchester, just on the edge of Cambridge, where he  still lives with Mary Archer in the Old Vicarage. The TV programme Grantchester, set in a fictionalised version of the village sometime in the 1950s, has no connection to Archer, although central to the programme is criminal activity and a vicarage. The crimes in the TV series were usually murders, not perjury, lying or cheating. The day we arrived in Royston,  Archer had chosen to come from Grantchester, the fictional vintage murder hotspot, to Royston, to open a bookshop.  
 
Royston does have a more recent and much less sanitised, if less frequent, history of murder than the fictional 'Grantchester'. The non-fictional murder of Helen Bailey, a children's book author from Royston happened in 2016. Had she still been alive, she would have probably been a far more suitable candidate to open a bookshop in Royston. She was murdered by her fiance Ian Stewart,  who hid her body and that of her dog in a septic tank at her house. It emerged the Stuart had in the past played bowls at the same club as my Dad. My Dad said he always thought there was something 'a bit odd' about him.  Stewart was later also convicted of killing his previous wife back in 2010.

I was with these black thoughts and the image of the grinning face of Jeffrey Archer stubbornly refusing to shift from my minds eye, that we headed to the Cave. After a short wait loitering in the passage next door with others who had booked the tour, we were welcomed in by the guide. After a short decent we were in the chamber, which had been cut out of chalk and was festooned with carvings of unknown age and origin, as well as 17th century graffiti. The Cave was discovered in the 17th century when some works above accidently revealed the opening, but thought to date from at least the 1300's.

Royston, Cave, Herforeshire, Psychogeography
 
Several figures were depicted in the carvings. One was said to be by some St. Christopher, patron Saint of Travel, probably the nearest thing the Christians can offer to a psychogeographic figure. Others think the carving represents Hermes, The Greek God of travel and messenger to the Gods. In modern times, that name is more associated with disgruntled gig economy workers who throw parcels over fences to express their distain at 21st Century labour market conditions.
 
Explanations and theories about who the figures in the carvings were supposed to be or what they represented are many and varied. The same is true of the cave itself. The guide explained that nothing had ever been proven, so people were free to believe in whichever theory they liked. There are various theories suggesting the cave may have been a prison, hermitage, hiding place for religious dissenters, site of pagan worship or possibly most popular, that it was connected to the Knights Templar. The guide clearly had met people with all sorts of theories and beliefs that visited, some more out-there than others. Midsummer day was only a few days before we visited, when the number of Earth Mystery types and dowsers visiting the caves increases.  The Cave is thought to be at an intersection of the The Mary and Michael Ley Lines, which in turn are said to lead in different directions to nearby sites associated with the Templars, who some say were skilled at the art of dowsing. 

Another feature of the cave was that it had apparently had a wooden platform on all sides, octagonal in shape. I was reminded of the octagonal features of the Priory Cinema and wondered if there was some sort of connection.

I can't say I felt anything unusual in the Cave, although it was without doubt an unusual and unique place. I did enjoy  the much welcome cool air found underground, and the chamber provided a refuge from the heat we had escaped from outside. In a previous era it may have offered refuge from other uncomfortable or dangerous situations. But can't say I felt any weird energy or had any moments of revelation. 

But when we emerged a man was standing in the alley outside. He had came out of the Cave before the tour had finished and looked a bit shaken. We enquired if he had felt claustrophobic. The chamber was fairly small, particularly when filled to capacity by hit people on the tour. He said no. He had though apparently felt some kind of bad energy present in The Cave, and had had to get out.

Royston Cave, Psychogepgraphy, Hertfordshire
 
We had a brief look in the Royston Cave Shop next door. It was full of the sort of paraphernalia to be found in New Age type shops of the sort that I imagine  proliferate in Glastonbury. I had a look at the books, some of which were concerned with the Cave and the Knights Templar. Others were not Royston centric, but included quite a bit of  Erich Von Daniken inspired ancient aliens type volumes as well as the typical new age sort of stuff. After leaving the Cave Shop we crossed the road and passed above the original entrance to the cave, marked by a sort of manhole cover immediately outside of Bet Fred, where two punters had come out for a fag break.The contrast between the scenes above and below ground were stark. Back on the surface, the intrigue of the Cave was quickly replaced by the dull and ordinary scene of a betting shop exterior. The boundary between old and new Royston was  a thin one, between the road surface and the chamber of the Cave 

One thing I didn't see in the Cave Shop shop or hear anything about on the tour was the assertion that Royston sits at the heart of the 13th sign of the British Zodiac. I stumbled across a short paper explaining this on the internet after I got home. First I was stuck by the impressive green and purple cartographic image, which had at its centre High Cross, where Watling Street and Fosse Way intersect near Leicester.  Royston is depicted directly South East, apparently at the heart of Ophiuchus, the constellation marking the 13th Sign. The sign apparently 'signifies a new cycle of time and initiation at a higher evolutionary level than before'. The paper manages to bring together the Round Table, King Arthur and the Grail, The Knights Templar, the aforementioned Michael and Mary Ley Lines and Roisia's Cross, with the Royston Cave at the centre of all this. It goes on to suggest that Royston was the  place of origin for the Hot Cross bun custom and ties this back to St. George, The Red Cross (Roisias Cross) and the Cave as a place of  rebirth. 
 
I first assumed the paper had been deposited online as a prank and assumed it was something that had been written in the spirit of the London Psychogeographical Association, Luther Blissett or the Church of The Subgenius. But a further look at the Francis Bacon Research Institute website made me doubt my initial assumptions and it seemed to be an entirely serious organisation. I was though still sceptical about the hot cross buns and it turned out rightly so as they were invented by  Brother Thomas Rocliffe in St Albans Abbey, at least according to other bits of the internet. St Albans is still in Hertfordshire and not that far away from Royston, so I guess they were not too far off the mark. Although St Alban's appears peripheral to the 13th sign of the zodiac at best.
 
Before we departed the crossroads, I noticed that there was now no ogre guarding the Royce Stone, so I went for closer look. It was set on a fairly recent looking stone platform,  with an engraving encircling it that gave a brief explanation of the object. That it was situated in an otherwise unremarkable setting, a street science typical of any nearby Hertfordshire commuter town, enhanced the significance of the object. The stone, which if the stories of Roisia's Cross are true, predates the town and was a catalyst for its development around the crossroads at the intersection of ancient tracks, (possibly) the Ley Lines and to the West the Greenwich Meridian.

Adding a further layer of intrigue was the appearance of 'Nigel' on a bin next to the stone. The tag is (as far as I know) native to Cambridge. Nigel's appearance in Royston mirrored Archers and our own. A day away in the peripheral zone of Royston, an escape to a sort of non-place away where one could dissapear temporarily. It was clearer now why Smoke and Mirrors described the town as having had the power removed. The townscape surrounding the cave felt like a place that was less alive than it might once have been. A place where much passes through but little stays. I had read that the original Meridian Marker in the west of the town had been stolen in 2007 and had to be replaced. The nearby Meridian school closed down following conversion into an academy and subsequent merger with two other schools. The town appeared to be in a state of downsizing to the point of being somewhere mostly used just to pass through, as it was before it properly existed. I surmised that the departure of the Royston Crow in 1985 had probably heralded a  reversion whereby the town became peripheral in every sense to the crossroads at its centre. The cross roads once again becoming became the only focal point, a place of passing through, channelling travellers in and out without encouraging them to stop. Ironically, the resulting subdued atmosphere of the town was something I had enjoyed, it had made a nice change. We had come with the purpose of not just passing through, which felt like a disruption of what the town really wanted us to do. Although we did not feel unwelcome, but not really welcome. Just left alone.  A day in the town was like the equivalent of a lengthy sit on a park bench in the middle of a long walk. A welcome and peaceful respite from the horrors of the modern world in a place neither salubrious or horrific, but one semi-sonambulant. Somewhere in between things.

Nigel, Rotston, Psychogeography


Footnote:

The Royston Cave website contains much information about the Cave and the various theories connected to it.

https://www.roystoncave.co.uk/


 

Wednesday, 11 March 2020

The Barnett's Map Project: Episode 1 - Harpenden



Preamble


The evening prior to the inaugural Barnett's Map project excursion, I carried out the rudimentary preparations and research as prescribed in the 'rules' set out in the previous post.  The journey to Harpenden would be straightforward: into London (Kings Cross or St Pancras) and back out on the line to Bedford from St Pancras. Trains were frequent enough to not to have to think about specific times.

I had been to Harpenden once before, by car, for work. I saw little of it other than a car park and an office on that occasion.  Half remembered images of these two places comprised the limit of my practical knowledge of the reality of the place. Other than that, the little 'academic' knowledge I had of the town was that confined to knowing that it is in Hertfordshire and is not far from Luton, which is not.

Harpenden, Psychogeography, Streetmap, Barnettt's,

I perused the map. The front cover was coloured orange. Inside a previous owner had drawn a diagram in pencil. This demonstrated primary colours and their various secondary colour producing combinations. As shown by the diagram, orange is a secondary colour made up of yellow and red. I wondered why somebody had marked the map with this diagrammatical demonstration. Was it part of an attempt to understand the seemingly random colours allocated to the front covers of Barnett's maps?  I would probably never know.



The sole advert in the map was for Salvesens (Est. 1932), a chartered surveyors  and estate agents/valuers, located at 2 Station Road. I noted the address as a possible first port of call given its likely proximity to the station.

A multitude of mysterious and intriguing names and features caught my eye as I made my way around the Harpenden map in the manner of a virtual and inefficient remote sensing drone. I selected a number of spots that I was particularly drawn to. From these I devised a sort of framework walk which, of course, could be deviated from at any time and for any reason. The looseness of the plan was intended to avoid the stress of the traditional 'itinerary' with its rushing to cram in as much as possible and disappointment if all sites on the list are not ticked off. This was not a tick box exercise and there would be no such disappointment if noted locations were not passed through. Others would almost certainly distract me along the way and desire paths would open up pulling me in different directions. That was the idea, anyway. The places selected as part of this vague strategy are italicised below:

Rothamsted Laboratory. Linked, presumably, to the nearby Rothamsted Experimental Farm, this sounded like a place with a touch of the Quatermass about it. It was located in what looked like close proximity to the town centre for a laboratory. I recalled the name 'Rothamsted Experimental Farm' from working at MAFF years ago but didn't really know anything about it.

Nicky Way Cycle and Footpath, which headed South East from a location just North of the town centre. A cycle route seemed quite progressive for a time before the number 1 was inserted after the 0 in national dialling codes. The route is shown stretching along the edge of a field belonging to the experimental farm, then crossing Knott Wood and over the B487 before disappearing off the map.

Watling Street, or at least a small segment of it, crossed the bottom left corner of the map. This is shown intersecting the River Ver and passing close to Doolittle Mill,  the final feature in south-western extremity of the map. The confluence of the old Roman (possibly prehistoric) route and the river appeared as an obvious psycho-geographic node, with the Mill as an added bonus.

Beesonend Lane was the eventual outcome of a couple of footpaths across what looked like fields, heading back into the southern extremities of town. I speculated that the fields may no longer be there, and probably replaced with an estate of Barrett style commuter housing which would need to be navigated in order to get back to the main road.

Walkers Road was shown north of this, crossing Harpenden Common. Named as it was, it couldn't be ignored. This would lead across Harpenden Common and under the railway line and onward to an area containing a route of some kind called Green Lane, as well as The Grove and The Secret Spring.

North of these points, the map shows a sewage works, surprisingly close looking to a residential area. Beyond this and sited near the banks of the River Lea, both the Marquis of Granby PH and Batford Mill were both potential points for a break in proceedings for some light recuperation, near to the old boundary with Danelaw. The other side of the river was Batford, presumably an ex-village and now suburb of the town. But I fancied The Pumping Station and Hyde Mill, both upriver along the Lea, instead.

Back toward the town, The National Children's Home Farm was the outcome of a sketchy looking pathway. Beyond this, into the Northern fringes of Harpenden, The Old Bell PH might provide a second resting point of interest. After that I thought a free form walk into and around the town centre before catching a train home seemed a good way to round things off, possibly checking if the stars used to indicate 'public conveniences thus' could still be relied upon if the need arose.

Amble


On arrival at the station the next morning, I chose to exit to the left which was obviously the direction to the Town Centre. To the right was the station car park at what was the rear of the station. I hesitated before making my choice, the car park side had some attraction as peripheral zones of rail stations usually do. But the gravitational pull of the town was greater.

I soon found myself on Station Road, where almost straight away I stumbled across a charity shop. They had maps, but no Barnett's. A situation repeated in the three or four others I chanced upon later. At the other end of the street, just before its confluence with the High Street which is marked by an enormous Fuller's pub, The Harpenden Arms, was the site of the estate agents advertised in the map. It still featured a 'ghost sign' from its former life, although the name of the old business was not displayed. 'Land and Estate Agents' was boldly stated across the top of the mock Tudor facade. The whiteness behind the lettering had, with age, acquired what looked like the sort of black mould quite often found on the inside walls of damp bedrooms and bathrooms hawked by less scrupulous estate agents and buy-to-let landlords. It was as if the old estate agent had, on departure, given up the pretence and had come clean by showing the dirt. The building's function hadn't completely changed, though. Half was occupied by a letting agent called 'Space', named after the commodity that's always at a premium, even for the industry involved in selling it, apparently.



Onto the high street, I was on the look out for breakfast before I properly got going. Above a shop, an encircled wheatsheaf was embossed between the mock-tudor beams. At first this brought to mind corn dollies and arcane harvest rituals.  Subsequent research confirmed Harpenden and nearby Wheathamstead were once significant wheat growing areas and had both once been major suppliers of straw plaits to the hatters of Luton. More recently, the Rothamsted Experimental Station had been undertaking growing trials of GM wheat, promoting protestors to descend on Harpenden to try and destroy the crop. The hat making industry in Luton has all but disappeared, existing only as a ghost like presence in the name given to the town's football team, The Hatters. But had things turned out differently, with a strong hat industry and the straw boater becoming  the contemporary headpiece of choice rather than the backwards cap, wearing one made from GM materials produced via Rothamsted would no doubt be considered a significant faux pas for the 'ethical consumer' and probably result in further minor civil unrest.



An archway across a side passage off the high street featured the town's heraldic crest, depicting not just one but three wheatsheaves. This hung below ornate lettering showing that the archway was a commemoration of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee in 2012, an event I can't say I recall a great deal about. Ditto the Golden Jubilee ten years earlier. I do remember the Silver Jubilee being celebrated as a significant event in 1977, mainly due to receiving a free commemorative mug at school. I was disappointed the next year (my second year at school) to realise that free mugs were not given out on an annual basis, which for some reason I'd assumed they would be. The significance of the Jubilee had clearly washed over me and I've been indifferent to anything Royal ever since.

The same cannot be said for Councillor Michael Weaver, former Mayor of Harpenden. Seemingly because of his apparent overenthusiasm for the Monarch, he agreed to the installation of the archway in time for the Jubilee without the prior planning permission being obtained. In his defence he said he was acting in the public interest. 'It is in the public interest to show loyalty to the Queen' he explained to the local rag. The Arch was taken down after the jubilee and later put back up when planning issues were finally resolved, by which time the fiasco had resulted in significant additional cost and aggravation.

Psychogepgraphy, Hertfordshire, Harpenden, Diamond Jubilee

I took a diversion through the arch and down the passage (Thompson's Close) out of curiosity. I didn't get far before I chanced upon a cafe and took the opportunity for a fortifying breakfast. The breakfast was good, although the cafe was not quite of the no nonsense greasy spoon variety best suited to these occasions. But that was hardly surprising. The atmosphere I was picking up from Harpenden after reaching the High Street was best described as 'Waitrosian'.  This is a common feature I've noticed of towns I've visited in the 'County of Opportunity' that orbit London on this side of the M25. By contrast, it is notably absent on the Southside in places like Borehamwood and Watford, places that are as much outlying suburbs or London as towns in their own right, only nominally in Hertfordshire.

Following breakfast, I got back onto the High Street and headed North to find the Nicky Way Cycle Path, having decided to postpone Rothamsted Laboratory. The pull in the opposite direction was greater and it would not involve doubling back, which would disrupt the flow. There was a chance I might pass the Laboratory later on my way back. I paused in a Sensory Garden, where I immediately encountered another memorial to the Diamond Jubilee, this time an iron sculpture in the form of a compass. According to this object I was heading roughly in the right direction.


Further into the garden, a display board marked the location of a number of second world war bomb shelters dotted around the town, most near the main street. One was sited near to where I was standing in the garden on Bowers Parade. The display looked towards a manhole cover marking the entrance to the shelter apparently. I didn't notice this at the time. The shelters were filled in with foam concrete in 2018 removing any possibility of future access. There had been plans to turn one shelter into a museum but it was decided this was not viable. The Harpenden History Website does not give the reason for this, or confirm when access had ceased to be possible without prior arrangement. One resident confirms that during the 1970s informal visits to the Bowers Parade shelter were frequently made by regulars of the Cock pub over the road, after closing time. Access was gained using one of several manhole covers on the green for these 'explorations', the exact purpose of which is not revealed. Maybe the chemical toilets were still operational in the 1970s.


Directly across the road the other side of the zebra crossing I took was an emporium called 'Map Stores'. So far, the journey had been fruitless as far as obtaining any additional Barnett's maps was concerned. From across the road I had visions of a shop specialising in maps, new and second-hand. But once near enough to read the writing on the window it was clear there this was not the case. The shop sold 'lifestyle' and homeware products and reinforced the Waitrosian atmosphere. I knew without entering it had nothing I was after so I moved on.

Soon after this, the High Street changed into Luton Road. I took a left and entered an area of typical Sunday afternoon suburban streets, made up of large mostly 1930s houses. I followed a street that curved round towards the North and soon saw a sign. To the left, the 'Nickey Line' headed to Redbourn and beyond to Hemel Hempstead. The sign was festooned with Lichen, unlike that pointing in the opposite direction  back to town then on to St Albans, which was spotless. This seemed to indicate that taking the left hand path offered a murky, Lovecraftian route into the outskirts, while the right hand one pointed back to Waitrosian safety. I took the left-hand path.


The map had not mentioned that the Nickey Line (or Way as the map called it) was an old railway line but retrospectively I suppose this should have been obvious. It ran between Harpenden and Hemel Hempstead until the line ceased to be used around 1979 with the cycle/footpath formally established in 1985.

I left suburbia and joined the line heading towards Redbourn. Through a holloway-like initial section, it became apparent that the route was much favoured by dog walkers and joggers. The sounds of Saturday morning school sporting activities came from beyond the trees to one side of me. Further along on the other side, on emerging from the 'holloway', I passed an oblong patch of what looked like flat manure. In front of this a sign from the Animal Health Development Board requested passers by not to feed the pigs. The obvious response to this was, why not keep the Pigs somewhere else so dispensing with the need for a sign. But maybe the Pigs were the public face of Rothamsted Experimental Farm, a distraction from experimentation into GM crops and agrochemicals. However, there were no pigs to be seen. Maybe they were so experimental that they were invisible, silent, had no footprints and did not smell.


Soon after this, the route reached a junction with another footpath heading into the fields either side. At this junction, as well as a series of information boards about the history of the Nickey Line and the industrial goods it had transported (straw plaits, bricks and coal), a triad of grey-haired women with rucksacks stood in a circle, sagely considering an Ordnance Survey map. They were the first people I had seen other than joggers or dog walkers. They didn't look orderly enough or kitted out to be ramblers. I wondered if they might be maverick walkers conducting a separate but parallel excursion to my own.

To my left, the field contained sporadic areas of what I took to be wheat. It looked a bit tall to me for wheat but maybe it was an old variety.  Or maybe something else. I wondered if only part of the field was planted due to the much reduced demand for straw plaits and if it catered for a handful of high end local milliners. Or maybe it belonged to Rothamsted and was some sort of experimental plotland. I decided not to venture into the field, which was not fenced off, just in case.


I carried on along the track, compelled to keep going straight despite a couple of opportunities to take footpaths to the left, which might have got me to the Watling Street/River Ver confluence quicker. I didn't stop to check; I felt no pull to divert from the straight track at this point.


I reached a point where the track met a busy road, the B487, just as it met a traffic roundabout. Here the B road intersected with the A5183, which is Watling Street apart from this interlude where it diverts from the old route to go around Redbourn. Across the road I found myself next to a small car park in a wooded area. I couldn't work out where the Nickey Line continued to begin with. I attempted to follow the bypass along the edge of the wood, thinking the continuation lie somewhere just around the corner but was shortly faced with a thicket and sudden lack of path, the way forward blocked. I then attempted to go through the wood, climbing onto a sort of ridge which I thought might be the Nickey Way, but again turned into a dead end. As I wandered through the wooded area back to the car park, I suddenly became aware of how dubious it might look to be hanging around in what had the trappings of a dogging site.  I consulted the Ordnance Survey app to locate the right path, abandoning any attempt to remain analogue in order to quickly get back on the Nickey Line and away from the slightly dodgy feel of the wooded car park.

Having found the right path across the road, next to sign advertising a model railway exhibition, I relaxed and considered my sudden feeling of self-consciousness in the wood, a bit like a teenager might feel when they see a policeman even if they haven't done anything wrong. Guilt by association with the site and situation stumbled into. Before that I had felt unnoticed and unserveyed, and this feeling returned as soon as I left the scene. Once again a harmless middle aged bloke out for a walk, for all anybody new on his way to or from the shops or some other non-eventful activity, barely noticeable to the casual passer by. I do often notice such people. These ambiguous figures, like the three women I passed earlier, may or may not be undertaking below the radar psycho-geographical excursions of their own. Maybe one day I'll stop and ask one of them, but this feels a bit like breaking some sort of unwritten code of undisturbance for lone walkers.

I arrived at a sign for Redbourn, a place just outside the edge of Harpenden. I decided to break from the Nickey Line and follow the Redbourn path. It was not a place on the itinerary and also had remained unseen when I looked at the map the night before, even though it was included as a separate section and named under Wheathampstead on the cover. So much for noticing things...But now it pulled me in its direction.

The path led to a clearing where a monument consisting of three wooden posts stuck in a circle of grey gravel was the prominent feature. On closer inspection, the plaque on the middle post revealed this was the site of Redbourn's old station yard. This was also a millennium site - presumably the posts were erected to mark this occasion. The wood looked untreated and was already had crevasses and cracks. I imagined the site in years to come, lichen and moss infested with the wood blackened and rotting, the future home of woodlice. It was definitely a thing that age would add more interest to.


Shorty, I found myself in the straight High Street of Redbourn, which is the stretch of Watling Street the A Road had diverged from. It was fairly deserted considering it was a Saturday afternoon, but while the level of amenity wasn't overwhelming, the place was far from devoid of facilities. It had the feel of a 'quaint' village from an Agatha Christie TV adaptation crossed with a deserted Wild West town. I wasn't sure what was most likely to materialise first; Piorot or Cint Eastwood. In the event it was neither, and the level of desertion was maintained as I wandered in search of a shop for provisions. Before I found one, I passed a street sign for 'Saracens Mews'. Coincidentally, during the train journey earlier, I'd heard on the radio that the Saracens Rugby Club had been relegated for paying their players too much money. It turns out the area around Harpenden has significant links with rugby and the Saracens. Saracens training ground is located between St Albans and Harpenden and several Rugby playing schools in the area produce players for the professional game. Rugby, rather than football, is played on Harpenden common. I only found all this out later but at the time enjoyed the coincidence and seemingly tenuous connection when I chanced across the street name.

Just beyond was a selection of shops and other businesses. There was what claimed to be a 'traditional' pub. The sky sports sign on one of its dilapidated door confirming it was indeed traditional, in a late 20th Century way.  Another pub further along was closed and boarded up. Both contributed to  the Wild West aspects of the street than permeated the dominant Agatha Christie TV adaptation feel. I was half expecting the Sky Sports Door to swing open to reveal 'the Man with No Name'.



I walked the length of the High Street on along one side, stopping at a convenience store for water and a sandwich. On reaching the end, I crossed the road to walk back along the other side. A woman, who appeared more Agatha Christie that Wild West, stopped and asked me if I was lost. I said no and thanked her for her concern. Her offer of help was only superficially genuine and had the undertones of neighbourhood watch authoritarianism. Again, no longer invisible, I felt regarded ss suspicious and picked up my pace a bit, planning to walk straight back down the High Street and out of Redbourn in what I assumed was the general direction of the confluence of the River Ver and Watling Street. However, at some point to my left a long straight walled passage intervened and I couldn't help but take the diversion.


The walls eventually gave way to lower barriers to people's back gardens. A flag pole flew a limp and tattered Union Jack in the grounds of one premises. I then emerged suddenly into what at first looked like a miniature Clapham Common, a red bus passing around a large green space peppered with trees and benches.

As I moved further into the green space, the illusion of finding myself in a suburb of London dispersed. It became more reminiscent of the village green belonging to Barrington near Cambridge, which is, supposedly, the longest village green in England. I took rest on a bench and observed the scene. The only people I saw were a handful of dog walkers and joggers. The odd SUV passed through the road that bifurcated the green space, which I took to be Redbourn Common. I didn't bother consulting the map, but knew I had fallen off the edge of it at some point (the Harpenden section anyway, which was supposed to be the subject of the walk). Redbourn was featured separately on the reverse, so I considered that although I had already contravened the arbitrary 'rules' I had set out for the project, on this occasion I'd bent rather than broke them. In any case, diversions off the map of this kind were to be expected and the rules were there to be diverged from as the 'pull' if the walk demanded.

The common felt superficially isolated in time and space, with all the surface trappings of a remote rural village. But the SUV vehicles travelling along the road, the joggers, dog walkers and a general permeation of Hertfordshire Commuter Belt soon dispelled this illusion. The area was less rural than sub-rural.

I left the vicinity of the 'common', and headed in what I assumed was the direction of the Watling Street/River Ver confluence. I soon found myself along a road/track hybrid which eventually came to a wooded area where it met the Nickey Line. Just beyond was a road, possibly Watling Street, maybe the B road, I was not fully orientated and didn't consult the map, but I needed to cross it to get towards the River Ver and the confluence. Unfortunately, the way was blocked, due to some sort of roadworks. An official yellow sign imparted this information smugly, rubbing salt into the wounds by announcing the path normally would have led to the Chequers Public House. I had not previously been aware of the pub.


After somehow going around in a circle in the small wooded area, trying to find an alternative path, I resorted to the Ordnance Survey App and found a route that would mean a wide diversion across a field. Following the map, I was led partly back the way I'd come, along a ridge that was part of the Nickey Line. Just as I approached a point where the path sloped down, a loud shouty voice came from nowhere. I braced myself for an unpleasant encounter. Then about thirty of forty children appeared, along with the owner of the shouty voice, who had a large beard and was evidently in charge of them. A teacher or scout leader maybe, but one with a voice to rival Windsor Davis in 'It ain't half hot mum'. This throng soon passed and near silence descended again.


Soon after this encounter, I found myself heading down some steps to a busy B road, which had to be crossed in order to continue along the alternative route. I had some reservations about this, but didn't want to turn back. I thought back to the yellow sign and cursed it again before a gap in the traffics allowed me to run across and climb up the embankment the other side.

At the top another signpost confirmed I was on the right track, which was just as well, since the physical manifestation of the path was just about visible across the muddy farmers field that stretched out in front of me. The sun was blindingly low in the sky above the desolate muddy expanse, which had yet to sprout anything and resembled the surface of a barren planet in a bleak science fiction film. I headed across it, following Ordnance Survey and the footprints of the few who had preceded me at some recent point, in the absence of any attempt by the farmer to maintain the right of way.


After what seemed like an age, I reached a road, just wide enough for one vehicle and devoid of footpaths. I followed it towards the River, not meeting anyone until it intersected with a wider road which I took to be Watling Street. I crossed and found myself on a footpath following the River Ver.


Not far along the river path, I soon found myself at a mill. Not the 'Doolittle Mill' I'd seen on the map; this should have been back the other side of Watling Street but I never saw it. Instead I'd found the Redbournbury Mill and Bakery. Not on my map, but I had possibly slipped off the bottom briefly. Initially I mistook the seats outside as belonging to a pub garden, but there was no sign of light refreshments other than a stall outside selling bread and chocolate brownies. The mill was evidently a minor tourist attraction and several families loitered in it's vicinity.

After crossing the river, I made my way down a path behind of some large modern farm buildings, leaving behind the mini outbreak of tourism at the mill, and drifting back into an almost people free realm. I was to see no one on foot other than one dog walker for the next couple of miles, and only a handful of passing vehicles.

Just beyond the farm buildings I had to negotiate a ford, which due to the recent heavy rain covered the road like a small lake. I edged round one side and made it across just in time, before a large white van drove through. Meanwhile, I could hear the noise of shotguns coming from the nearby shooting and fishing facility, a place where countryside 'sporting' activities were contained within a fixed area. A form of sub-rural leisure and tourism.

After the ford, I found myself on another road similar to the one intended up on after the muddy field. This one had a steeper incline, but again was devoid of footpaths and necessitated walking on a narrow raised grass bank. I balanced between bushes and brambles on one side and the odd vehicle on the other, usually encountered at a bend in the road. This was a particularly disagreeable environment for the pedestrian which is probably why I didn't see anyone else on foot.

Eventually I reached a footpath turning off to the left, across a field and back towards the south side of Harpenden. I followed it, eventually emerging alongside the edge of a suburban area.  A family and their dogs were suddenly walking in front of me. The path stuck to the side of the field and carried on around some trees, as if forming a barrier between the suburbs and the field. The road that ran alongside it was Beesonend Lane. The family in front stuck to the path. I diverged onto the lane, crossing the boundary from the sub-rural and into suburbia

Not far into the suburb I encountered the Hertfordshire version of the neighbourhood watch sign. I'd seen this before on a walk from Rickmansworth to London, in the depths of the interface between The County of Opportunity and The Capital. The sign, with its Scarfolkian sinister eye, was straight out of public information film dystopia. While Neighbouthood Watch signs local to me seemed to project at least a superficial nod to community, if with an undercurrent of nimbyism, the Herts version had no such pretensions. It appeared designed to impose the feeling of unavoidable surveylence, even for the locals. This might have explained the absence of any sign of human life. I felt compelled to walk 'with purpose', pretending I knew where I was going and not hanging around in the process of getting there. Even then, I had the feeling merely being a pedestrian here would be considered unusual and that journeys, no matter how short, ought to be taken by car.

Psychogeography, Harpenden, Neighbourhood Watch, Eye

I soon emerged into St Alban's Road, which ran north where it transforms into the High Street a mile or two away. Having passed through a wooded area, I followed the road until I reached Harpenden Common. I stopped here to consult the map and have a rest on a bench. I noticed several people walking around with what I first took to be pushchairs or prams, but in closer proximity it became clear these were golf trolleys. This part of the Common was given over to golf, one of several spaces on and around the edges of the map that were dedicated to the activity.

Despite golf being as popular as Rugby and taking up more land around the town, I'd managed to avoid any sign of it until now. I'd also avoided the southern part of Alban's Road which, in an earlier age,was a plagued by robbers and bandits. Most notable was The Wicked Lady, who according to legend was local noblewoman Katherine Ferrers. It is said that after a period of terrorising Hertfordshire she was shot during a robbery on Nomansland Common in Wheathamstead. These events were depicted in a 1945 film starring James Mason which was remade by Michael Winner in 1983. Although the historical accuracy of the story is dubious to say the least, several pubs in the area are named after The Wicked Lady and the legend persists. The myth has become embedded in the  narrative of the landscape over the few centuries since the Wicked Lady's supposed demise, a phenomena encouraged by the leisure and tourism industry. The most significant among the many Highwaymen, robbers and brigands whose ghosts lurk just below the Herfordian surface, threatening the prevalent  feeling of Waitrosian safety.


Rested, and leaving thoughts of highway robbers within the confines of the golf course, I headed towards town until I reached Walkers Road. This cut through the common, golf one side, more inclusive greenspace the other, and headed into the South East part of town from the side. I saw no walkers, but there was evidence of disgruntled school kids either using this as a route to class or somewhere to bunk off to. The road had few other features until it reached the railway bridge.


The bridge appeared like a cave, bore through rock as if created by a fearsome erosionary process, rather than being the work of men. I lurked for a bit before heading to the bright light the other end and through it emerging into an area called Southdown. This was a sort of self-contained enclave, a mini town centre. Despite a blackboard outside a restaurant boasting that it's chef had been trained by Jamie Oliver and worked for Marco Pierre White, the Waitrosian atmopsphere of the main town had not fully permeated the area. Across the road was a hardware shop and not one, but two, grease cafes. Arriving into this zone, I was greeted by a sculpture of four dancing people, escapees from the doors of public lavatories looking like they were auditioning to be the next Lyons Maid ice cream logo. I saw no reference to the Diamond Jubilee, but I suspected the sculpture had connections to the compass I'd seen in town despite it's rebellious maypole dancing connotations.


After a brief and fruitless foray into a charity shop followed a few minutes of indecision before electing not to stop in the Carpenters Arms pub for a pit stop, I headed East along Grove Road. I was tempted to turn into Dark Lane but carried on, hoping to find The Secret Spring and The Grove, the sites shown at the edge of the map I had identified before the walk. I also passed what I took to be the Green Lane, a muddy track that resembled a bridleway. I imagined it would take me out to the edge of town, but not to the Grove or Secret Spring. Again, I was tempted but having already tracked across the muddy field earlier, I decided I'd rather stay on concrete for the time being.

Grove Road at this stage resembled the 1950s council estate my Nana had lived in, in the Coleridge area of Cambridge. There were grass verges, a small rec and a small complex of semi-dilapidated garages, separate from the houses. Next to these was a small brick hut, fenced off behind barbed wire, being a facility belonging to Thames Water. This was an avatar of the ambience of the road, and marked a point where the Waitrosian influence had waned to its weakest and given up at the edge of the town.



At the junction just beyond there was what looked like a large farm house. I had a feeling the Secret Spring lay beyond this but couldn't work out how to get around it. Instead I took the route along Wellbeck Rise, which was on an incline that seemed quite steep. I was beginning to flag a bit having been walking for some time now, and the slope exacerbated this feeling. I carried on until a point where I could see a field below, with horses in. I could have kept going but it felt in the wrong direction. I was pulled back the other way.

I attempted to follow Piper's Lane back at the junction, but there was no pavement. I headed back the other way instead, considering the Grove and The Secret Spring would have to remain unseen. This was a pity but I couldn't be doing with dangerous pavement-less travel down bendy roads at this stage. I headed back down Grove Road and took a right turn at random.

I was wandered through a variation of suburban streets, which gradually changed from 1950s council estate to 1930s sub-Metroland semis, to 1970s flat fronted-white-wood-panelled terraces, among other variations. It was like passing through a microcosmic cinema of 20th century suburban housing history in less than thirty minutes.

At the junction where this suburban hotchpotch met the relatively large Wheathamstead Road, a smaller route headed North. I took this as being the way to the sewage works, the next point I had earmarked for a visit. I passed Hilltop Walk just before entering the mouth of the sewage works road. This was a fairly recent development, not shown on my map. It wore it's priorities clearly on its sleeve. No parking, no dog fouling. The road was private, a clear dis-invitation to enter it. It looked a nondescript housing development with little to pull me in on a diversion. I carried on.


I didn't get far before realising the route was another pavement free and narrow road, a tarmac holloway festooned with pointy bushes and branches each side. A large lorry pulling a tanker, heading presumably to the sewage works, squeezed past, demonstrating there was only room for vehicles to travel in one direction. I turned back, hoping to find another safer, if more convoluted, way to the sewage works.

Back at the junction, I headed into another residential area to try and find an alternative route. I approached a small field which had what looked like a light industrial estate on one side. I was sure beyond the field was the sewage works. On the approach, in the car park belonging to some flats, was a customised jaguar car from an earlier age. A jaguar was painted on the boot and the interior including head rests was tiger striped. The logo on the back of the car said 'Mr Hussle', maybe the name of the character who owned the car. An aging medallion man, or a Hertfordshire Huggy Bear perhaps. The contrast between the customised 'Mr Hussle' and it's white painted modern non-descript neighbour, a car that looked like any other, couldn't have been bigger. I'd have included a picture but I couldn't work out how to blank out the number plate and wouldn't want to fall foul of modern data protection laws.

Once onto the field, another piece of Diamond Jubilee ephemera appeared in front of me. A piece of rock, rhombusian in shape and at first seemingly randomly placed like a mini glacial erratic, on closer inspection had a plaque attached. This stated that the field was a 'Queen Elizabeth II Field in Trust' and also stated 'Diamond Jubilee 2012'. Post-walk intranet research revealed a report by Harpenden Town Council's Environment Committee about the field, known as 'Crabtree Fields'. It confirmed that a Field in Trust is designated as a place for outdoor recreation, sport and play. The Town Council appear to have acquired responsibility for the field from the District Council, on condition that this status was obtained. At the time of the report, the risks of contamination of the site for recreational activity was thought to be 'minimal', although no inspection had been carried out. Landfill gas was considered the most likely problem that any subsequent checks might discover. Giant Hogweed was also present. The part of the field adjacent to the buildings, which turned out to be an indoor bowls club, a Scout Hut, and the home of 797 Squadron Air Training, had evidently been cleared and in full use as a Royally sanctioned area. Even so, the atmosphere when standing on it contained a vague hint of its previous existence.


Psychogeography, Harpenden, Fields In Trust, Crabtree Fields

This became less vague when approaching the expanse of rough ground at the end of the field which separated it from the sewage works. It was hard to tell whether this was supposed to be off limits, or if any clearance attempt had been abandoned and the area grown back into a post-landfill environment. It had evidence of paths being cut through but they looked overgrown. The ground was uneven, covered on long rough grass, brambles and stumpy shrubs, bushes and trees were festooned with discarded rubbish. It had featured as part of the field on the map in Town Councils document but possibly the document was overly ambitious. Maybe the level of contamination from land fill gas, hogweed and other previously unmentioned dangers was found to be worse than originally thought and attempts to reclaim it abandoned. It remains an edgelandic no-man's land between the field and the sewage works. There was no clear path through and I gave up any attempt to enter and cross this zone. The afternoon was drawing in, producing long shadows as I crossed back towards the car park, making the place feel even more off kilter than it did already. Neither Crabtree Fields nor the strange buffer zone feature on my Barnett's Map. Instead the area is blank, obscuring landfill or post-landfill desolation that would have existed at the time.


Back through the residential area, I found myself on Crabtree Lane, which headed parallel to the sewage works and towards the River Lea. As I progressed it became less residential, more forgotten edge of town with a few outpost dwellings. I was heading down the valley of the Lea and could just about make out the sewage works in front of what looked like a chalk escarpment beyond.



Having been forced off the path by a large protrusion of pampas grass, I carried on down the slope on the road. Near the end, I found the Marquis of Granby, which on first glance looked slightly dilapidated and closed. Just as I was resigned to disappointment I noticed that an event was due to take place that very night, courtesy of a chalkboard round the back. I tried the door and was pleasantly surprised to find it open. I was in the twilight stages of the walk and rest was a welcome prospect. Inside, I found the pub was separated into two, maybe three separate rooms. Another pleasant surprise in these days of inexplicable enthusiasm for the open planned. I was glad to be able to get a pint from the bar in the back room, where I was the only customer. The landlord, having served me, returned to his other customer in the other bar, where they chatted and watched Sky Sports in London exile accents. I was left in peace to listen to the TV and their chatter, which was not imposing and formed a welcome part of the hum of the pubs low sun afternoon atmosphere.

This was, I supposed, one of the many pubs named after the eponymous benefactor or at least a later replica. The Marquis of Granby AKA John Manning, was a philanthropic soldier from the 18th Century. He bought pubs for ex-servicemen to give them a living, appalled at the lack of financial support available to them after they had served their purpose. This activity ruined him financially but ensured his name is remembered across what is probably the first proto-pub chain. If only such benevolence was on offer nearly 300 years later.

Psychogeography, Harpenden, Barnett's Map, Hertfordshire, Pub, Marquis of Granby

After the welcome respite, I emerged back into the light. Not far from the pub I reached a footbridge across the River Lea. I crossed over to the other side briefly, to the edge of Batford where there were some light industrial units. I didn't go any further, into what presumably once was the Viking territory of Danelaw. I retreated back across the bridge, firmly back on the Saxon side of the Lea. Batford was tempting, but the day was getting on. I decided to wind my way back to the station, in a convoluted way, instead.

Psychogeography, Harpenden, Batford, River Lea, Barnett's Map Project

After following the River for a bit, I reach a weir next to a playpark on the edge of a greenspace which separated the River from a road. I crossed this a bit further along, passing, but not entering, the Amble Inn, fittingly named for ambulatory activity but it was too close to the Granby to justify another stop. After a brief diversion on a bit of the Nickey Line and around a back road which featured a Kingdom Hall and something that may have been an old people's home, I eventually found myself on a main road that felt like it was heading back to town. I followed it, noticing very little at this stage. My legs were heavy and I felt like the walk was in its final furlong.

I followed the foot tunnel under the railway, where a mural had been painted by local school children. It featured the Harpenden Heraldic Crest with its three Wheatsheaves in honour of the town. Perhaps less expected was the depiction of a commuter. Not odd in itself in a town where commuting was probably a feature of most peoples lives. But this one had a facial profile that reminded me of Iain Sinclair, walking slightly hunched with a red briefcase.  Behind him was a smaller figure on a scooter, which was supposedly a child but had similar facial features, under a bald head (or maybe helmet), like a miniature Sinclair. Iain Sinclair has, as far as I know, no association with Harpenden and little with Hertfordshire. That the faces of these figures struck me as Sinclairian was probably due to the slightly off kilter state I was in due to weariness after the long walk. I was at the stage where I could keep going on automatic pilot but knew that as soon as I sat down it would be the end.


Psychogeography, Iain Sinclair, Harpenden, Commuter, Barnett's Map


I eventually emerged back on The High Street, after intersecting on a back street with the car park and office building that were my only previous memories from the town on my last fleeting visit. I had a brief wander back in the Waitrosian Realm. But I didn't have the energy for exploring much further and the immediate late Saturday afternoon retail environment was not conducive. I quite fancied a cake and a sit down but the only outlet I passed, Yummy Mummy's, was not really aimed at my demographic. Instead, shortly afterwards I found myself in the excellent Mad Squirrel Brewery Bar, marking the end of this short lived town centre addendum to the walk and apart from the stroll back to the Station afterwards, the walk itself. Soon after, I was on the train heading home.


Post-Amble


I had, on the first excursion, stayed from the 'rules' and diverted off the map for a significant portion of the walk, into the sub-rural area around Redbourn. I had deviated off the loose route I had concocted and missed a few of the sites I had identified from the map. But staying and diversion were unwritten rules, and took precedence over the less vague written ones. I considered this a good thing.

It had resulted in the walk covering a much larger area than envisaged and being a lot longer. I had recorded the walk on the 'Simply Walking' app, which told me I'd walked about 15 miles.



I had also needed to use the Ordnance Survey app to help navigate rights of way and direction in the more remote regions I found myself in. Although I'd originally conceived the Barnett's Map walks to be analogue affairs and an escape from the 'always on-ness' that increasingly dominates everyday life, I considered this minimal concession to the digital age was justified. I had been sparing in use and had referred to the Barnett's Map enroute several times, where it would have been tempting to use google. I felt like I had managed to redress the balance between digital and analogue to a healthier state by placing the Barnett's Map at the centre of things.

The next installment


Due to the trains being out of action on the last weekend in February when I intended to do the next walk in the series, I postponed the next draw and publishing this account until today. The next possible weekend will be this one, Covid 19 restrictions permitting.

Having secured bumper haul of about twenty maps in Bury St Edmunds Oxfam bookshop the other week, the Barnett's Map list has expanded. From the revised list, the random number generator has chosen the yellow covered map of Chigwell & Loughton. 




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Wednesday, 6 June 2018

New River Sojourn: Broxbourne Station to Hoddesdon and return.

Work took me to Hoddesdon, which meant a train to Broxbourne and a shortish walk (around a mile and a half). My instructions had suggested a taxi. A preposterous suggestion I thought.

Broxbourne station has it's most useful facilities convienently located in the bridge over the platforms. A waiting area, loos and a couple of snack outlets.  I passed through the ticket office downstairs, that seemed more London Transport than British Rail and  looking back at the station from the outside, it looked as much like a tube station as a mainline station to me. It was sort of 60s 'brown box' with white plastic lettering. At first glance it seemed out of place in the  surroundings, which were mainly trees. But this was Hertfordshire, the Southern end, which is a place with countryside trappings but at the same time one that has not quite escaped London.



On the map, Broxbourne and Hoddesdon are part of a sort of corridor that extends into London following the New River and River Lea along the Lea Valley. The map shows no gap of Countryside between these places and Enfield, Ponders end and ultimately Stoke Newington at the New River Head. It's as if Broxbourne, Cheshunt, Hoddesdon etc al are trying to escape the metropolis, while it reaches up , dragging them back into it's amorphous edges.

This 'corridor' also contains the Lea Valley Regional Park. This was subject to a project we had to do at University, a sort of role play to decide how the park could be developed to attract visitors and improve it. My group were the 'developers' so our task was relatively easy, if unpallatable. We argued for a casino and lesuire complex to be built on the grounds of revenue generation and job creation. Luckily in real life this never happened. Around the same time I bought the LP 'New River Head' by The Bevis Frond which had just been released. Both New River, it's Head, and the Lea Valley park are places that only existed in my head for years, but had a sort of mythic significance due to these separate but contemporary events. Later, the beginning of Iain Sinclair's London Orbital was set in Waltham Cross, part of the same corridor. Another place that I've never been to which only added to the myth.



So the decision to follow the New River towards Hoddesdon was the only route to take, also influenced by the fact that the road route looked like it might be a bit main road-y and dangerous  The river footpath was raised up above the station. A short distance along, it felt less London. No buildings, plenty of greenery etc. But still commuters and a ropey looking car park/waste land on the left reminded me I wasn't quite in the wilds. The path on this stretch had recently been widened and surfaced. A bit further up a lone workman was finishing the task. I was pulled out of my walking hypnosis by the sound of his radio broadcasting some loud tinny pop music.

On the other side of the river was an old pumping station building, still apparently in use for something.



I eventually left the path after a narrower stretch yet to be resurfaced, crossing at a  green iron footbridge. This took me down a small path which soon came out into a typical looking sleepy suburban street. Apart from a skip lorry having some difficulty parking up and which eventually gave up and went away, I saw no one. I soon came across a turning into another footpath, the walls and fences strangely graffitti free. This lead past a school and eventually emerged into the grounds of what may have been an old people's home. The other side was the main road leading into Hoddesdon town centre. I followed the path through an arched construction with roses growing around it. This was typical of the sort of manicured and nanna-ish prim landscaping along this stretch, similar to many small market towns. Walking through the arch I wondered if I would go through some sort of metamorphosis and age a few years. I think I survived in tact.

Across the street was a museum and a slightly unusual red post box, with a strangely ornate top. Pre-Royal Mail privatisation vintage for sure. Do they even make new post boxes anymore?



Next to the Museum the Spotlight venue was advertising fotrthcoming attractions, from Pepper Pig to Simon and Garfunkel. A similar roster of 'stars' to those you get at Cromer Pier. Later I saw a poster for a Robbie Williams tribute act. Has-beens and tribute acts I always think are the live entertainment equivalent of a wedding disco. Hard to get enthusiastic about but to criticise feels frivolous and a bit cruel.

The symbol of Broxbourne Borough Council was displayed on the notice board: a badger. A symbol of ruralness I suppose. You don't hear much about urban badgers, unlike foxes.  On the other hand, 'borough of Broxbourne' sounded suspiciously Greater London to me.


I continued into Hoddesdon. The high street initially had a bit of what Americans call a 'quaint' feel, with Georgian buildings and oldeworlde looking pubs (from a distance). Happily, this was soon quashed with the first sight of a charity shop and a market  selling real things that might come in useful rather than expensive artisan products. There was a fruit and veg stall where the man was shouting 'two punnets for a paaaahhnd'. Another man was selling 'Marks and Spencers ' duvets and pillows at very reasonable prices. Another stall sold hardware. Further up it began to resemble a car boot sale. The atmosphere was similar to a London market but smaller and with a significantly older and whiter population. It was like being in a sort of ex-pat zone for ageing cockneys. There was even a pie n mash shop just off the main drag. Later I lunched their. The other customers mostly being some aging bikers belonging to something called the 'Lakeside Chapter'. A delegation from an Essex shopping mall. Not quite the Sons of Anarchy, more the Grandads of Retail Captialism.


Ahead I could see a large tower building at the end of the street. This seemed somewhat out of character and this made it's appearance even more stark. Although in keeping with the ex-pat theme I supose since it resembled the sort of buildings that proliferate along the Costa Del Sol. As I arrived at the 'tower', alligned with it in the immediate foreground was a cross and behind that a clock tower. Both dwarfed by the building which seemed both modern and decrepit in comparison to its surroundings.


Closer up it became clear the building was a Morrisons on the ground floor and a block of flats above. A smaller block in the foreground, titled 'The Pavilion', contained 60s style shopping arcade with offices above. The arcade contained little of interest and tiresomely a Costa Coffee. Luckily a very good, and much busier, grease caff was over the road where I took breakfast along with a number of the hi-vis jacket fraternity. Always a good sign in such places.


The large Tower Building was called Tower Heights. The residents access was around the side, where they are greeted everyday by concrete abstract art built into the wall next to the doorway.


After my appointment, I decided to walk back to the station a different way. I turned right at the clock tower,  passed a building that appeared disused, featuring some cryptic 'streetart' and a door painted in similar colours to that of the uniforms worn by employees of Greater Anglia Railways. It looked like it hadn't been opened in some years.



Round the corner , at a junction a sign pointed to something called 'Lambpits'. I followed it and it lead me through an underpass under the junction beyond a Sainsbury's on the corner. The area had a semi-industrial estate feel.



Having emerged back into the bright sunlight, I soon discovered Lambpits. A housing estate with some slightly odd buildings. The one below looked half garage half bungalow. The pylon magnificently rising up behind it adding to the mildly sinister 70s public informstion film atmosphere.


I negotiated my way through the estate, and soon found myself back on the New River Path. The first stretch was deserted and despite the unpleasantness of being exposed to the sun, I enjoyed the tranquility. I observed what looked like three purple velvet moths drifting about on the bank of the river. Closer inspection showed them to be some sort of damsel fly. They appeared to stay with me like minature guides until I reached a crossroads where the path became surfaced and widened. The same  place I encountered the workman and his radio earlier. He had long since knocked off, no sign of him of his cohorts.

I decided to turn left rather than carry on. This resulted in a brief foray into a wooded area which forked off in one direction to a small recreation ground where children were merrily charging about. I went the other was and emerged onto an overgrown desire path. This eventually lead to a dead end, the way ahead back to the river path blocked. I grudgingly retraced my steps. I was sligy concerned that the children or their parents might think I was some sort of suspicious character. Or worse, a lost insurance salesman.


Soon after this diversion I was back at Broxbourne Station. I'd just missed a train so with time to kill I resorted to google maps to check the whereabouts of the nearest pub. There was one not to far away near a marina. This involved crossing a narrow bridge with not much of a path over a busy road, before heading down a track towards the marina between a car park and a set of steps leading up to something the other side.

I took a diversion up the steps and found myself on a strange concrete expanse. One side of this there were railings looking over a large green area which resembled a bizarre sports green or amphitheatre. There was no one around. It felt slightly otherworldly, as if i'd crossed a line into somewhere closely parallel to the here and now. I considered walking across the green but my thirst got the better of me.  I imagine I had been above a reservoir or water works of some kind but the place was odd.




I forget the name of the pub. It was a large riverside affair, cavernous with several seating areas. Aimed largely at diners, and presumably the boating fraternity.  But at this time of day less than busy and the empty darkness of the interior, away from the sun, was welcoming. I rested for a while before heading back to Broxbourne Station and catching the train home.